America's Next Top Model

Tyra Banks should be dragged behind a building, by her weave, and punched in the face; or should America?

Seriously, folks...have we forgotten how she went crazy on one of her shows because one of the models voted off did not seem to be upset enough? Besides...the next top model getting a contract for Cover Girl? Granted Cover Girl is a huge empire nowadays, but I hardly think that boasts America's next top model. Don't get me wrong, Drew is beautiful, the Queen is beautiful, Cybil is beautiful but they are all actresses that are not ugly...get them on a catwalk and...well, no.

Then there is the "plus sized" model. Give me an effing break. She is above a size 5 and therefore is plus? The girl is maybe a size 6 or 8-she is pretty, thought.

Well...here is what really bugs me: Jay Manuel; main host for the show since Tyra is split between this show and her other crappy show, The Tyra Banks show-definitely a conversation for later, but can I just say...

I am a homosexual man and this Jay Manuel is irritating to even me. He wears makeup like his face depends on it (hmm), acts worse than those idiots on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, and his hair...yeah. He is a walking billboard for what most gay men are not. Thanks Tyra for giving America and the world another reason to think that all gay men are effeminate queers-just because you and your fat black arse is a fag hag to that type.

And speaking of your fat, black arse...if you weren't upset about the tabloids making fun of your weight gain, why did you have to go on your show and exclaim to all of America "If you don't like it, then you can kiss my big, fat, black ass!"...whilst crying..actually, sobbing. You and Oprah should have a play date eating cookies and complaining how the world fixates on your weight.

Tyra, please!